I'm BIF.

Boring, Incompetent and Fat.

If there was a checklist that said "Conditions for Suicide", these three would be them.

I've been F all my life, been I for like a long time now, and today I found out that I was B too.

I suck at life, I suck at work, and I'm ugly. You would think every single person in this world would be good in at least one thing.

Btw, Coke pwns.

Dead.

I don't know, blogging has become a chore again.

Classic, typical Gemini. And just when I thought I wasn't. I'm not fucking attractive. I can talk, sure. And I'm sure freaking am on and off stuff easily.

I hate this. Not this, everything. It's so frustrating. I just feel like smashing stuff up.

Dammit.

Lagnet or Starlag?

Stupid, stupid, fucking earthquake. Fuck. Argh.

Let's try again, shall we?

I pulled out all the decent songs and put Initial D ones away. Appearing too much. And the Chinese ones. Wouldn't make much sense to people who don't know it.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie.

Opening Credits:
It's My Life - Bon Jovi
This movie is gonna be nice.

Waking Up:
Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day
Appropriateness ftw!

First Day At School:
Don't Cry - Guns N' Roses
It's all falling in place.

Falling In Love:
Somewhere Out There - American Tail
It is. It really is. *sniff*

Breaking Up:
I'll Be There For You - The Rembrandts
Thanks.

Prom:
Just Lose It - Eminem
I didn't. Damn.

Life's OK:
Ass Like That - Eminem
You make my peepee go a-doingdoingdoing!

Driving:
In A Hood Near You - Suni Clay
It fits. Somehow. It's part of the soundtrack in Need For Speed: Most Wanted.

Getting Back Together:
Where Is The Love - Black Eyed Peas
It's obviously here when I'm getting back together.

Wedding:
Superstition - Stevie Wonder
I don't get it.

Birth of Child:
The Ghost of You - My Chemical Romance
Yeah, the baby really looks like you.

Final Battle:
Solitaire - The Carpenters
The battle against myself huh... Interesting.

Death Scene:
Accidentally In Love - Counting Crows
Accidents, deaths, geddit? I don't.

Funeral Song:
Mission Impossible Theme
It's not that impossible.

End Credits:
Ready, Steady, Go! - L'Arc en Ciel
Out of the cinema!

In The Headlines

For something special today, let's run over to yahoo.com.sg and take a look at the headlines, shall we?

NKF Trial: Defence lawyers want to bring Durai back in civil suit as third party

It's a case of the "if we're going down, you're coming down with us" scenario. Fun. I mean, hey. If this was the US this would, be, sensational.

Singapore Red Cross Society calls for more blood donors

Hey, here's my blood! But wait, oh, I'm not really healthy for that. Too bad. And the rain didn't help many other things too.

U.S. to consider more troops for Afghanistan

After all these bullshit... People forget that if they didn't fight some stupid war in the first place... Nothing of all those would happen. And good men would be at home.

Estate of late Khoo Teck Puat donates $80m to S'pore's medical school

Oh, goody. And nobody talked to his son, Eric? Maybe they didn't see a point to do so.

Japan PM rallies party ahead of elections

If only they started on correcting their history textbooks... I can do it for them and it'll still be faster.

India, China hold talks to resolve border row

If the two largest populations in the world shake hands, the whole world with shake with them.

Failing to agree EU treaty would be historic mistake: Merkel

Sometimes politics baffles me. This is one of the times.

Hmm.

01. Full Name: Polalion.
02. Name backwards: Noilalop.
03. Meaning of name: Two animals I've been associated with before.
04. Nickname: Polar.
05. Screen Name: Polalion.
06. D.O.B: 5th June.
07. Place of Birth: Gleneagles Hospital.
08. Nationality: Singaporean.
09. Current Location: Woodlands.
10. Star Sign: Gemini.
11. Religion: None currently but leaning towards Buddhism.
12. Height: 175cm.
13. Weight: Hmm
14. Shoe Size: 11.
15. Hair Color: Black.
16. Eye Color: Dark Brown.
17. Who do you look like: Hmm.
18. Innie or Outtie: Innie.
19. Lefty or Righty: Righty.
20. Gay, Straight, Bi or Others: Straight.
21. Best Friends: Joseph, Jiawen, Kok Siang, Yeang Chiong, Boon Kin.
22. Best friends you trust most: All of them.
23. Favourite Pals: None in particular.
24. Best Friend of opposite sex: I would say... Catherine.
25. Best Buddies: Joseph.
26. Boyfriend or Girlfriend: Nobody.
27. Crush: None.
28. Parents: Father and Mother.
29. Worst Enemy: None.
30. Favourite online guy: None.
31. Favourite online girl: None.
32. Craziest friend: None.
33. Advice Friend: Joseph, Chiong, BK.
34. Loudest Friend: None.
35. Person you cry with: None.
36. Any sisters: One.
37. Any brothers: None.
38. Any pets: Dog.
39. Any disease: None.
40. Pager: None.
41. Personal phone line: 8***5688
42. Phone: Nokia N80
43. Lava Lamp: None.
44. Pool or hot tub: Hot tub.
45. A car: None.
46. Your personality: Don't know how to describe.
47. Driving: No.
48. Room: Mine.
49. Whats missing: If I knew, would it be?
50. School: NY
51. Bed: Single.
52. Relationship with parents: Okay.
53. Believe in yourself: Occasionally.
54. Believe in love at first sight: Love is too powerful a word.
55. Good listener: Yes.
56. Get along well with parents: Okay.
57. Save e-mail convos: No.
58. Pray: No.
59. Believe in reincarnation: Yes.
60. Make fun of people: Yes.
61. Like to talk on the phone: Not really.
62. Want to get married: Sometime in the future.
63. Like to drive: I would if I could.
64. Motion Sickness: A little.
65. Eat stem of broccoli: I don't even eat it.
66. Eat chicken with fork: Other suggestions?
67. Dream in colours: Yes.
68. Type with your fingers on home row: No.
69. Sleep with stuffed animals: No.
70. Next to you: Phone.
71. On the walls of your room: Posters.
72. On your mousepad: eXactMat X speed
73. Dream car: Mitsubishi Evolution
74. Dream date: On the sofa watching a nice show.
75. Dream honeymoon spot: No idea.
76. Dream husband or wife: There are reasons why it's called a dream.
77. Bedtime: Erratic.
78. Under your bed: Nothing.
79. Single most important question: Am I mad?
80. Bad time of the day: Waking up.
81. Your worst fear: Everything falling apart.
82. The weather: Stupid.
83. Time: 7 pm.
84. Date: 13-01-2007
85. Best trick did on someone: None.
86. Theme song: None.
87. Hardest thing about growing up: Society.
88. Funniest experience: Countless.
89. Scariest experience: I forget.
90. Silliest thing you have ever said: Can't remember.
91. Most desperate and funniest thing you have done to get the opposite sex: Don't know.
92. Scariest thing while you are with your friends: No idea.
93. Worst feeling: Having none of the things that I want.
94. Best feeling in the world: Realising I have many of the things I didn't know I needed.

Some F.U.N.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie

Opening Credits:
You Know My Name - Chris Cornell
Cool! I'm James Bond now.

Waking Up:
Alumina - Nightmare
You know, I really don't mind. If I knew what it was.

First Day At School:
Ju Hua Tai - Jay Chou
I didn't think first days at school were this sad.

Falling In Love:
Night Fever - Initial D
Well, that ought to set me thinking.

Breaking Up:
Crazy For Love - Initial D
Guess it isn't happening then.

Prom:
Spaceboy - Initial D
I think I need a better library.

Life's OK:
Mi Die Xiang - Jay Chou
When life's okay, I dance!

Driving:
Ting Ma Ma De Hua - Jay Chou
Other than mentioning that not having an Initial D track here is very depressing, but telling me to listen to mom is pure irony.

Getting Back Together:
Impact Blue - Initial D
No idea what's going on here. Nope.

Wedding:
Pamela - Initial D
Is this a sign?! IS IT, O IRONY GODS!?

Birth of Child:
I'll Be There For You - The Rembrandts
If I'm the father, I think I will.

Final Battle:
Dancin' In My Dreams - Initial D
I guess it'll be a... DANCE DUEL!

Death Scene:
Qian Li Zhi Wai - Jay Chou
Well I guess death can mean being a thousand miles away...

Funeral Song:
Dance Around The World - Initial D
I have nothing to say. Other than that shouldn't be what the people at my wake are doing.

End Credits:
Over The Rainbow - Initial D
I guess it's a happy ending after all. Love it.

- I have to note that this isn't my entire library at all. I have no idea how to work Media Player 11. I hate you, Microsoft.

R-square

Random Rants. It's not really random, because I thought of them beforehand.

So what is with Microsoft anyway? Windows Media Player 11 is like taking a massive step backwards in terms of functionality, Internet Explorer 7 is just a Firefox/Opera copy, and I heard Vista's full of bugs.

I found this twit blog a while ago thanks to a friend. It was horrendous. She's not even 13 yet, and she types like a freaking moron. And her name! Oh. In case she does an ego search, I'm not gonna type it out in full. Her name is Ko.ranis. I mean, what is up with that? Are you Muslim or something? Because the Koran is something Islamic in nature, I'm very sure.

I watched Death Note 2 the movie today. It was nice. Except for the fact that they cut out like a third of the entire story and went straight to the end. Maybe they couldn't get child actors for Mello and Near. Or they didn't want child actors. Whatever.

I'll be sleeping. Soon. Bye.

A New Year. Another day.

So it's 2007. Big deal. It feels like any other night.

I'll skip past all those resolutions and stuff. They don't do anything to me.

It feels so good to hide behind a picture, or the computer. At least people give you a chance before they suddenly "realise" that they don't want to talk to you anymore. It's great.

You know how Jay Chou wrote two songs for the movie "Curse of the Golden Flower"? There was one fast one and a slow one, and the slow one was at the end of the movie. The fast one, however, was never heard throughout the whole movie.

I wonder what it must feel... You work on it, and then it doesn't get used. Sure, you get to sell a special EP and milk the fans, but it must suck to write a song for a movie and never get used.

Anyway, I'm watching a movie on Tuesday. Who wants to join me?