I'm BIF.

Boring, Incompetent and Fat.

If there was a checklist that said "Conditions for Suicide", these three would be them.

I've been F all my life, been I for like a long time now, and today I found out that I was B too.

I suck at life, I suck at work, and I'm ugly. You would think every single person in this world would be good in at least one thing.

Btw, Coke pwns.