Because you see, NOW I'm happy.

Hey, you hear about the story where this guy goes after this girl, and then the girl goes back to her ex? You do? That must be so common!

What about guys that always only have the part of doing the pursuing, and have no one doing that to him? Oh, you call them... Losers? I see. Because that's so oddly true!

On a totally, totally unrelated note, this girl I stopped talking to a while ago has gotten back with her ex! How cool is that? No, you because you see, I stopped just when they were starting again! How cool... Is THAT?

And should I mention that I scared off another one with my photo, oops I'm already doing it! But that happened so anyway, yeah, loving it.

You know how everyone should have someone else somewhere in the world? I'm not applicable for that because I'm already TWO PEOPLE! HAHAHA! That's so funny. And gives the people who haven't seen me before an insight into how I look.

Here's a clue: FAT and UGLY.

Did everyone get that? I'm so glad.

Happy New Year!