Read this or you will get X years of bad luck

I'm sure that you, at any point in your life on the internet, have come across one of those e-mails that tell you to make a wish or answer some questions, and then telling you to forward it or suffer years of bad luck?

I've been wondering how these years of bad luck stack. Do they run simultaneously or add together? If I get 7 years from this one and 4 years from another, do I ultimately get 4 really bad ones followed by 3 bad ones or do I get 11 years of bad total?

If it works like the law and imprisonment it's the latter, and that means I have roughly 150 more years of bad luck to go through before I see another day of average luck or good.

If it works the former, I should have died horribly a few years ago when everybody I knew started sending those around. Unless really, really bad luck was defined as something else that I have yet to find out about.

So if you're reading this, do me a favour. Stop sending those stupid e-mails that tell me what kind of girl I like based on what drink I like based on what colour I like, or what I'm like based on my horoscope, or that some girl was killed and the ghost will haunt me, or that some poor baby suffering from some weird sickness nobody has even heard of will get money if I mass forward the e-mail, or that it will make me Bill Gates' new BFF.

None of those are real. Please. Just stop. You would expect that in this day and age the level of ignorance would be lower but the real world only makes your expectations drop again and again.

Dry eyes

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BTW tag plz kthx

Reverse

So all of a sudden I'm back to a normal (or what passes for normal these days) biological clock, sleeping at 12 and waking up at 9.

I tried playing Bioshock again, and then halfway through I remembered how much I hated how the weapons worked in the game despite how I loved the rest of it

Then at one point I realised I missed a part and quit the game in my shame. So now I'm sitting here watching Lucky Star like an otaku.

Anyhow choose also can so zhun

I'm not sure if I said this here before, but there was once when I was ordering pizza when I was sick of having to use my Chinese name so I just gave a random English name.

Turns out this random name ran through a random name analysis web program gave me some interesting results.

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What Alan Means

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic “Type A” personality. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Oh yes and I reverted to Classic so the tagboard can be worked in. Tag me so I won't feel lonely.

Time to let go

I realise that it's about time I buzz off. It's none of my business anymore, and I feel ridiculous.

Anyway, RA3 next Monday! George Takei woooooo

OMGLAZERPEWPEW

It is my belief that today will be the last day in a long, long time that I will be wearing my spectacles.

I'm actually typing this at the clinic at Paragon on a Mac (of all things), so this is the absolute last. Surgery's in about an hour and I'd run far, far away if weren't for the annoying pain in my left hamstring.

In any case, I have my enlistment date, yay! It's on December 13, so if you think two weeks without me is two empty weeks, good luck to you.

I have to say I hate Macs. Fuck Apple, understand?

I'll see the rest of you later.

iSuck

Considered buying the iPhone? Or any Apple product? Well consider this:



'Nuff said.

Pain In The Butt

I have one.

A few, actually, but one very prominent one.

Ways of the Internet Lesson 1

This is the beginning of a new series I'm working on that instructs all you readers on the many phenomenon that manifests from the great creation we call the internet, and appropriate actions or reactions upon witnessing such phenomena.

The first lesson is this:

Click on the link below.

Click Me!

Go ahead, don't be afraid. You must first give in to your fears before you can conquer it. There, there. That's a nice reader.
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You will find that you have been RickRoll'd.



The recommended immediate course of action is to follow what Captain Haddock did in the following illustration:



This concludes today's lesson.

Please continue to check back for our next lesson on how to react to shock sites, and have a pleasant day.

How did I do?

I named 18 disney films in 7 minutes

I named 9 planets in 30 seconds

I named 30 US states in 10 minutes

I named 14 US presidents in 5 minutes

I named 11 organs in 4 minutes!

I named 11 best picture films in 5 minutes