Longest series of sarcastic questions ever

Since somebody I know has been so damn whiny and so damn sarcastic about it, I will now attempt to set a record. Here we go:

- Are you sure?

- What do you think?

- Does it matter?

- Will you, please?

- Oh, really?

- Is it?

- Can you?

- Do you really think so?

- Are you (blind/deaf/mute/lame/other assorted disabilities)?

- Who do you think I am, (Superman/God/other person or being of great power)?

- Do you think I really care if you think that others suck at teaching when out of the so many people, you are the only one who couldn't learn and you're actually dreaming of a grade jump?

Bloody hell I don't.