The Jealousy Hoedown

(Sung to the Hoedown tune on "Whose Line Is It Anyway")

In case you don't know how the music goes:




Sleep is for the weak
Crying is for the sappy
Anger is for idiots
Laughing makes you happy

Nothing's quite like this
Emotion that you feel
Jealousy always seems
To bite you in the heel


Being so spiteful
Is really such a chore
Acting like nothing happened
Oh, what a bore!

If your furious envy
Had hurt someone so well
Well go pack your bags
It's time to move to hell


Too much thinking
Is never good for health
All the weird thoughts in your head
Only suck your wealth

Try to keep your head
Clean and bright and clear
But if you need some help
Here's a mug of beer


If someone hurts you
Don't curse them with hay fever
It's not very nice
Keeping it to yourself either

Go ahead and talk to them
Try it with some class
But if it doesn't work out
You can fuck them up the ass

(all) Fuck them up the ass~

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It's interchangeable with the Irish Drinking Song tune, but I like this one as a Hoedown because of Ryan's hatred for it because of the ending.