The Fool's Dream Irish Drinking Song

(Sung to the Irish Drinking Song tune on "Whose Line Is It Anyway")

In case you don't know how the music goes:



Oooooooooooooooh ai dee dai dee dai dee dai dee dai dee dai!

A dream is what it suggests
A foolish thought indeed
Delusions of grandeur
That's all he'll ever need

When you see a fool dreaming
Go poke him with a stick
If he starts to wakes up
Give his ass a kick

Ooooh ai dee dai dee dai dee dai dee dai dee dai!

Being so naive
Is really quite like me
The truth is so plain out there
Now why didn't I see

Would you just look here
This silly lumbering bloke
Every time I think of it
I laugh like I heard a joke

Ooooh ai dee dai dee dai dee dai dee dai dee dai!

Please don't be sorry
It's really not your fault
He'll never be secure
Not even in a vault

Dreaming a fool's dream
That's what he's been doing
What he really deserves
Is a really hard booing

Ooooh ai dee dai dee dai dee dai dee dai dee dai!

Now he's writing a song
To sing of stupidity
Is it really appropriate
Or even necessary

He wastes his life away
Saying it's a game
And when you think about it
Damn it's fucking lame

Ooooh ai dee dai dee dai dee dai dee dai dee dai!
Ooooh ai dee dai dee dai dee dai dee daaaaaiiiiii deeeeeeeee daaaaaaaiiiii deeeeeeeeee daaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

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Ah, what a happy song. It's actually interchangeable with the Hoedown tune.