Quote-Misquote

I'm starting a new thing called "Quote-Misquote". It basically involves taking famous quotes from movies (mostly) and then changing some of the context to make it sound right or wrong. It doesn't matter.

Today we shall take this quote from King Leonidas in 300:

"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight we dine in hell!"

Let's see how we can change them...

"Programmers! Ready your frameworks and type quickly... For tonight we code in hell!"

"Connoisseurs! Ready your glasses and sip gently... For tonight we wine in hell!"

"Waiters! Ready your menus and stand steady... For tonight we serve in hell!"

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Any more? Post them on my tagboard.