Army

It's been almost half a year since my medical at CMPB. Still no letter. I finally called them this afternoon and they told me enlistment is six to nine months from the medical.

"So that means I'm in the December one?"

"It's subjected to availability."

Can I get the custom bed, a personalised footlocker and Spiderman bedsheets too? Do you accept Visa?

People get letters for September intakes back in February. I'm still sitting on my ass waiting for the letter to tell me I'm a participant in Grampa Lee's survival game.

All I want to say right now is that all of this... Is full of fail.