Path Of Least Resistance

The title has nothing to do whatsoever with this post. It's just something that sounded cool.

Happy Birthday Gabby! If you're reading this, don't you have something else to do that's actually important?

Wipe that smile off your face, Cat. Yeah? You're smiling now. Don't laugh. It'll scare off my other readers.

I'm officially an office boy. I sit here the whole day handling obscene amounts of paper, typing occasionally, answering phonecalls and listening to Class 95. That's how you know. Your life now revolves around Glenn Ong, Flying Dutchman, Vernetta Lopez and Jean Danker. You're either an office boy or an English speaking taxi uncle.

Now back to sorting out the ridiculous amount of companies that start with "Al".