Christmas came early

It's been a wonderful week so far.

First I get threatened for doing something stupid. Then I get shot for saying something stupid.

Notice the similarity?

Something stupid. Guess what happens next!

Now I get to hold multiple grudges, something I've always wanted obviously.

Prizes for the person who guesses why!

Come on, don't be shy.

If more of these absolutely incredible stuff happens in the next couple of days, I would have no choice but to officially declare that Christmas came early this year.

And then, oh, it will be beautiful.