Happy Anniversary, polalion.blogspot.com!

I know it's a little bit late (like 16 days), but better late then never!

I wanna thank all the people who have been reading it since the beginning until now (meaning myself), and please continue to support this blog!

As a celebratory entry, I present to you: How to make a girl happy!

- Tell her you think that she's cool.
- Tell her why you think she's so cool.
- Smell her.
- Talk to her in movie theaters.
- Pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her in a river. She'll scream and fight you but secretly, she'll love it.
- Hold her hand and skip.
- Hold her hand and run.
- Just hold her hand.
- Pick her flowers out of other people's gardens and give them to her.
- Tell her she looks pretty. let her pay for stuff if she wants to.
- Introduce her to your friends as 'the coolest girl i know'.
- Sit in the park and talk to her.
- Take her to libraries and playgrounds and train stations.
- Tell her dirty jokes.
- Tell her stupid jokes.
- Talk about politics.
- Write poems about her.
- Just walk around with her.
- When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
- Let her fall asleep in your arms.
- Call her.
- Call her back if she calls you.
- Sing to her, no matter how bad you are.
- Carve your names into a tree.
- Get her mad, then kiss her.
- Give her space if she needs it.
- Push her on swings.
- Stay up with her all night when she's sick.
- Make up pet names for her, but cool ones, not sappy ones.
- Teach her guitar.
- Lend her your CDs.
- Write on her.
- Write her letters.
- If she asks you to go to a show with her, go, even it it means a 5 hour trip.
- Take her to cool shops and let her take you to even cooler ones.
- Listen to all the bands she mentions.
- Don't tell her that her favorite bands suck.
- When shes sad hang out with her or stay on the phone even if shes not saying anything.
- When you find out that she used to be a teenybopper don't bag her about it.
- Let her take all the photos of you she wants.
- Look into her eyes.
- Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast.
- Kiss her in the rain.
- When you fall in love with her, tell her.

Ok, if any girls are reading this, please send me an e-mail and tell me how true this is!