Lamest thing on earth.

One day, an evil scientist kidnapped a princess. The princess kept screaming.

Evil Scientist: Hahahaha! You can scream your lungs out and nobody will come to save you!

Princess: Your lungs out! Your lungs out!

Nobody: I have come to save you, Princess!

Evil Scientist: Speak of the devil!

Devil: Yes, Evil Scientist?

Evil Scientist: Ah!! Ghost!!

Ghost: Shit! Got discovered!

Shit: Bullshit! Who discovered me?

Who: What business is it of mine now?

Evil Scientist: Oh my god!

God: Who called?

Who: Nobody called you!

Nobody: Since when?

And the Evil Scientist suffered a mental breakdown.