Call me.

I'm fed up.

Call me selfish.

I want help. I want to be helped all the way in my life.

Call me immature.

I want a girlfriend. Any girl who would want me.

Call me desperate.

I want many things.

Call me greedy.

I'm actively pointing out all the bad things about me in a blog where anybody who comes by can see it.

Call me self-depreciating exhibitionist.

I've actually thought about a string of adjectives that string together into a word.

Call me.

Sometimes I need to talk more.

Call me.