Things to do when bored.

Singaporean teenagers are quickly becoming the most bored population in the world, and today I'll try to help by giving advice to these bored teenagers about what they can do when they are bored. These are tried and tested methods by teenagers around me, and I can assure you they will work on them.

Ok, enough of the intros, straight into the topic. Nowadays teenagers are being exceptionally skilful at multi-tasking, and is slowly turning into a bare essential when looking for a job.

Let's look at the computer! It has many things you can do at the same time, most of which all of us are adapted to already. But I can make it even more exciting! You will need a most powerful computer. Refer to information on the PS3 for processor specifications, a corporate server for RAM and about hard disk drive with a capacity of around half a Terabyte. The rest do not matter.

Ok. First, get internet connection. I recommend Starhub's fastest connection account. When you go on the internet, set up two Hotmail accounts and download the latest version of MSN Messenger. Make sure your PC's Operating System is Windows XP or later, because you will also need the Windows Messenger. Then set up accounts for Friendster, Zorphia, Hi-5, Multiply, Zebo and all the other Friendster clones out there you can get your hands on. Next, download free Massive Multiplayer Online games like Gunbound and Maple Story into your computer. Set up accounts for all of these.

Now, here's the exciting part. Run all the games you downloaded, sign into both accounts using both Messenger programs, and start writing your profiles for all the Friendster clone accounts. Alternate between windows using Alt + Tab.

1) Make a shot in Gunbound.
2) Hack some goo in Maple Story.
3) Reply to some babe/hunk whom you added for fun.
4) Write your full name and e-mail address in your Friendster account.
5) Write your full name and e-mail address in your Zorphia account.
6) Reply to another idiot who added you for no reason.
7) Write your full name and e-mail address in your Hi-5 account.
8) Write your full name and e-mail address in your Zebo account.
9) Reply to your friend you just added.
10) Go back to see your "n00b!" messages in Gunbound.
11) Revive your dead character in Maple Story.
12) Reply to the babe/hunk.
13) Select your marital status and country, and write your birthdate in your Friendster account. 14) Select your marital status and country, and write your birthdate in your Zorphia account.
15) Reply to idiot.
16) Select your marital status and country, and write your birthdate in your Hi-5 account.
17) Select your marital status and country, and write your birthdate in your Zebo account.
18) Reply to friend.
19) Join any game in Gunbound.
20) Talk to random character in Maple Story.
21) Reply to babe/hunk.

Continue until you complete all your account profiles, won ten games in Gunbound, leveled up to 20 in Maple Story and all your contacts have said a "bye" at least once.

The next day, download a file-sharing program like Kazaa or Limewire and start downloading all kinds of music, whether you like it or not. Repeat all actions of first day while you do that, and then when you have filled your half of your half a Terabyte hard disk with your downloads, play all on them on Windows Media Player. Remember to do all of these while repeating the actions of Day 1.

** This is illegal, but what the heck. **

This will be all for now.

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